When Flat Tires Collide with Uninspired Replies

When a daughter‍ reaches out to her dad during a tough time‍ with a flat tire, she⁤ anticipates some classic “dad advice” — ‍but the reply she gets is unexpected.

Daughter: Dad, I‌ have a flat tire!

Dad: Can’t you just call​ your‌ husband?

Daughter: I tried, he ‍didn’t pick up.

Dad: Do you have⁢ a spare tire?

Daughter: ⁤He didn’t answer ​either.

BONUS ⁤STORY

The‍ connection between fathers and daughters is truly unique. It’s ⁤no wonder that boys​ dread meeting​ their girlfriend’s dad for​ the first time.‍ They often have good reasons – as this funny story⁢ shows!

I burst ⁢out laughing when I ⁤read the last part, ⁤and I had to share it with you. Sharing‌ happiness makes it even better!

One night,‌ a lovely 17-year-old daughter came home looking⁣ worried. Right away, her dad could ‌tell something was off.

“Honey, what’s wrong? Did something⁣ happen?” ⁢

She ‌said, ⁤“Oh, it’s nothing much Dad. Don’t stress ‌about​ it.”

The Dad wanted to dig ⁢deeper but‌ thought⁤ she ⁣would open⁣ up ⁤when ‌she felt ready.

Still, she​ seemed down during dinner. After some time he asked, “Are you sure you don’t want to talk about what’s bothering you? It⁢ might help.”

“Nice airbags”

the daughter shared what was troubling her. Her new‍ boyfriend had said something confusing.

“My boyfriend told me that​ I have a beautiful chassis and nice airbags,” ‌the 17-year-old explained. “What does that mean?”

Her Dad leaned back in his‌ chair and took deep breaths to control his anger.

He replied​ sternly to his daughter, “You tell your boyfriend if he opens‍ your hood and tries checking your oil with​ his dipstick then‌ I’ll tighten his nuts so hard‍ that his headlights ⁣will pop ⁣out and he’ll start ‍leaking from his ⁤exhaust pipe!”

17 year ‍old ‌daughter comes out as lesbian; see her brother’s reaction:

Joe was ⁢an old-school father who wasn’t exactly joining Pride parades in his spare time. One morning ⁤at breakfast, his oldest daughter mustered up ⁢courage to come out‌ of the closet.

“Dad, there’s something important I need to say: I’m a lesbian.”

The father set down his newspaper ‍and looked⁢ at her seriously. ⁢“Hmm… are you ‌really sure?”

“Yes Dad.”

He looked slightly uncomfortable but stayed calm‌ saying,“Okay well no matter what happens ⁣you’re⁢ still my girl.”‌

Seeing their father’s reaction ​wasn’t as bad as she’d feared encouraged younger sister Lisa‌ too; ⁢she chimed in saying,“Dad I’m also a lesbian.”

The dad frowned⁤ loudly exclaiming,“Geez doesn’t anyone here like boys?”

The ​son raised one⁣ hand.

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