Today’s Laugh: Teen’s Funny Breakdown!

The connection between a ⁢father and his daughter is truly unique. It’s no wonder that guys often⁤ feel nervous about⁤ meeting their girlfriend’s dad ⁤for the first time. They usually have good reasons to be ‍anxious – just like this funny ​story illustrates!

I couldn’t help​ but chuckle when I reached the‌ final line, so I wanted to share it with you. Joy shared is joy multiplied!

Here’s what the ⁤dad recounted:

“‘Dad, stop my ​allowance right now, ⁣rent ⁢out my room, toss all my clothes out the window, take ​away my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod and laptop,’ ⁢my daughter shouted as she burst into the ‍living room. ‘Please ⁢sell all of my jewelry at Cash Converters or‌ donate it ‌to Salvation Army.

Then sell my new car too! Take away my front⁣ door key ⁤and kick me out of our home. Disown me forever and don’t forget to remove me ‌from your will—give everything I would get to my brother.’

She didn’t exactly say it like that though. What she really said ⁣was… ‘Dad, this is my new boyfriend.’”

BONUS⁢ STORY

One ⁢evening after a fun date night, a guy drives his 19-year-old girlfriend home. After they kiss goodnight at her front door, he starts feeling a bit frisky. With confidence in his⁤ voice he leans against the wall and says:

“Hey ‍babe, could you give ​me ​a blow job?”

Shocked she responds “Are you nuts? My parents might see us!”

Risky business

“Oh come on! It’s⁣ late! Who’s gonna ⁤catch us now?”

“But what if⁤ we get caught?!?”

“Oh please! There’s no one around; everyone is asleep!”

“No way! It’s just too dangerous!”

“Oh please please; ​I love you so ⁣much?!?”

“No way; I love you too but I can’t!”

“It would mean everything to⁣ me; please?”

“Nope nope; not⁢ happening!”

“I’m ⁣begging you…”

Suddenly the⁤ hallway light turns‌ on and her sister appears in pajamas with messy hair saying sleepily:

“Dad says go ahead and give him a blow job or mom can do it instead. If needed dad can come down himself for it too but for goodness sake tell him to take his hand off the⁢ intercom!”

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