WIFE: Honey, let’s have some fun with a game.
HUSBAND: Sure! What do we do?
WIFE: If I say a country, you run to the left wall and touch it. If I say a bird, you go to the right wall and touch that one. If you go the wrong way, you’ll owe me your paycheck for this month.
HUSBAND: Alright! And if you mess up your turn, I get your paycheck too, right?
WIFE: (smiling) Yes sweetie!
HUSBAND: Okay (gets ready to dash in any direction)
WIFE: Are you set?
HUSBAND: Yes, I’m all set!
WIFE: TURKEY
It’s been 4 HOURS NOW…
The husband is still standing there confused about whether she meant the country or the bird.
Moral of the story… After God, respect your wife!
An old man was sharing with his buddy about a new eatery he and his wife checked out recently.
“The food and service were awesome!” he said.
His friend asked him, “What’s it called?”
“Hmm. I can’t recall,” he replied while thinking hard.
Then he asked his friend, “What do people call that long-stem flower they give on special days?”
“You mean a rose?” his friend answered.
“That’s right!” he shouted and turned to his wife asking, “Rose, what was that restaurant we visited recently?”
