Spending time with kids is always fun, but they can say the most unexpected things at the oddest times. Here are 5 stories where kids sh:ocked everyone with their unbelievable comments.

Story 1

I teach two-year-olds, and was asking the kids what their parents’ names were, just to see if they knew.

I ask a little boy, “What’s Mommy’s name?” He says, “Mila.” Then I ask, “What’s Daddy’s name?” He looks confused, as if he’s trying to figure out the answer, but can’t. So I ask, “What does Mommy call Daddy?” Assuming he would say ‘John, instead he looks up at me and says, “Big Papa.” I couldn’t help but bust out laughing.

Story 2

Story 3

I work with young children. One day, a little 6YO girl turned to another girl who was being disruptive and calmly said, “Go and see a therapist darling, you sound like you need one.” It was hilarious at the time, but also kind of sad that the girl had heard that phrase often enough to be able to parrot it during an argument.

Story 4

My son’s preschool teacher has told me this one. One day, it was story time, and all the kids were sitting in a circle on the reading rug.

She was reading them a book about animals, and the sounds each one makes. An owl comes up, and none of them know it, so she says, “It’s an owl, and it makes the sound ‘Whooo! Whoooo.” This is when one of the kids decided to share, “Oh! My mom makes that noise when Mom and Dad are having private time in their room!”

Story 5