We all understand that math can sometimes seem like a foreign language, especially for kids trying to deal with numbers and formulas.
It’s like being tossed into a realm where everything appears similar but somehow doesn’t quite make sense. In the case of our young hero, it looks like he’s not just struggling with multiplication; he’s uncovering the funny side of math class…
Here it goes:
A young boy comes home from school and tells his dad,
”I got an F in math today.”
His dad replies, ”What happened?”
The boy says, ”Well, my teacher asked me, ‘What’s 3 times 2’, and I said 6.’”
The dad responds, ”Well, that’s right.”
The boy continues, ”I know. Then she asked me, ‘What’s 2 times 3.’”
The father then asks,” What the heck is the difference?”
The boy says,” That’s what I said!”
BONUS STORY: Do you fart in bed ?
Do you fart in bed?
If this tale doesn’t make you laugh until you cry then let me know and I’ll pray for you. This is about a couple who had been joyfully married for years; the only issue was the husband’s loud morning farts which would wake his wife up every day and make her eyes water.
Every morning she begged him to stop because it was making her feel sick. He told her he couldn’t help it and that it was totally normal. She suggested he see a doctor because she worried one day he might blow something out.
Years passed by as he kept on letting them rip. Then one Christmas morning while she prepared dinner downstairs and he slept upstairs soundly, she looked at all the turkey guts—neck, gizzard,liver—and had a mischievous idea! She took those innards upstairs where her husband lay asleep; gently pulling back his covers,she slipped some turkey guts into his shorts!
Later on she heard him wake up with his usual noise followed by a terrifying scream as he dashed to the bathroom.
She could hardly contain herself as laughter rolled over her! After years of annoyance,she thought this was payback done well! About twenty minutes later her husband came down wearing blood-stained underwear looking horrified.
She bit her lip asking what happened? He replied,”Honey,you were right…all these years you warned me but I didn’t listen.” “What do you mean?” asked his wife.”You always said one day I’d end up farting my guts out,and today it finally happened—but thankfully some Vaseline saved me.I think most are back inside…”
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