After years of a toxic marriage filled with Mike’s obsession for material wealth, Nicole shocked him by agreeing to give him everything in their divorce. But as Mike celebrated his supposed victory, Nicole’s sneaky laughter showed she had one last trick up her sleeve. Mike was about to encounter a twist he never expected.
I stepped out of the lawyer’s office, my face blank and shoulders slumped, looking like the typical defeated ex-wife. The sky was gray and rain poured down—a perfect match for the mask of sadness I wore.
But inside, I was buzzing with excitement. I gripped the cold door handle and walked to the elevator, relieved there was no one around to see what happened next.
As soon as the elevator doors closed, I couldn’t help it—a giggle escaped me, bubbling up from deep inside like champagne finally opened. Before long, I was laughing uncontrollably; my sound echoed in that small space like a crazy person.
If anyone had seen me then they’d think I’d lost it from all the stress. But no—this was just the start. Everything was coming together.
The house, car and money—Mike could have them all! That’s what he wanted; I felt happy letting him think he had won. Little did he know this was part of my plan!
A few weeks earlier…
Mike and I hadn’t been happy for years but this wasn’t your usual drifting apart situation. Mike became obsessed with status—fancy cars, big houses and designer clothes! He wanted to show off success while I played along way too long! But when our marriage started cracking more deeply—I knew divorce would happen eventually.
It wasn’t divorce that scared me; I knew Mike too well! He didn’t care about saving our relationship—he just wanted to win! To him victory meant taking everything: house savings lifestyle!
What he didn’t realize is that I had my own plans ready! And if giving him what he desired fit into that plan—I would gladly play along!
One evening Mike came home late again as usual while i pretended scrolling through my phone barely acknowledging his entrance.
“We need to talk,” he said clearly upset.
I sighed bored “What now?”
“I want a divorce,” he snapped throwing his keys on counter!
Finally! I’d waited for this moment weeks now so calmly nodded like processing news but inside smiling wide!
“Okay,” i said steady voice
He blinked surprised “That’s it? No fight? No begging?”
“What’s point?” shrugged watching frustration grow on his face
He expected pleading or fighting from me—but nope—all going according plan!
Divorce talks were boring as expected; Mike sat across from me smugly listing demands: house car money—it sounded like shopping list really!
“Fine,” i said barely listening “You can have it all.”
My lawyer looked concerned but nodded back at her because game still going strong here!!
Mike’s eyes widened “Wait… you don’t want house? Savings?”
“Nope” leaned back in chair “It’s yours.”
His shock turned quickly into joy “Great! Pack your things today be out by six!”
“Sure no problem.”
Mike left room puffed up thinking he’d hit jackpot but let bask in false victory because little did know real surprise coming soon!!
Back in elevator sent quick text: “Heading home pack Let’s go ahead with plan.”
Packing up easy—I didn’t want much just personal stuff since house felt more like trophy than home!! By time finished taping last box ready make call!!
“Hey Mom” when she picked up “It’s time.”
My mom Barbara saw through mike day one never liked him best part helped buy house!! She made sure investment came strings attached ones mike overlooked greedily!!
Next morning settled into cozy new apartment phone rang—it was mike!!!
“You set me up!” roared practically losing mind rage
Put on speaker casually sipping coffee “What are you talking about?”
“Your mother she’s taken over MY HOUSE!”
“Oh that.” smiled “Forgot contract didn’t you? One gives mom right live there whenever wants since provided down payment?”
Silence on other end golden could almost see look face piecing together realization!!!
“You can’t be serious!” sputtered “I’ll sue not over yet!”
Before finish heard mom’s voice background commanding “Michael take feet off coffee table stop hogging remote!”
Stifled laugh while mike tried reason with her but she wasn’t having any of it!!
“You hear?” Mom continued “And fix grocery situation I’m not living frozen dinners!”
Phone clicked off leaving peace behind leaned back chair smile spreading across face
