The connection between a father and his daughter is truly unique. It’s no wonder that guys often feel nervous about meeting their girlfriend’s dad for the first time. They usually have good reasons to be anxious – just like this funny story illustrates!
I couldn’t help but chuckle when I reached the final line, so I wanted to share it with you. Joy shared is joy multiplied!
Here’s what the dad recounted:
“‘Dad, stop my allowance right now, rent out my room, toss all my clothes out the window, take away my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod and laptop,’ my daughter shouted as she burst into the living room. ‘Please sell all of my jewelry at Cash Converters or donate it to Salvation Army.
Then sell my new car too! Take away my front door key and kick me out of our home. Disown me forever and don’t forget to remove me from your will—give everything I would get to my brother.’
She didn’t exactly say it like that though. What she really said was… ‘Dad, this is my new boyfriend.’”
BONUS STORY
One evening after a fun date night, a guy drives his 19-year-old girlfriend home. After they kiss goodnight at her front door, he starts feeling a bit frisky. With confidence in his voice he leans against the wall and says:
“Hey babe, could you give me a blow job?”
Shocked she responds “Are you nuts? My parents might see us!”
Risky business
“Oh come on! It’s late! Who’s gonna catch us now?”
“But what if we get caught?!?”
“Oh please! There’s no one around; everyone is asleep!”
“No way! It’s just too dangerous!”
“Oh please please; I love you so much?!?”
“No way; I love you too but I can’t!”
“It would mean everything to me; please?”
“Nope nope; not happening!”
“I’m begging you…”
Suddenly the hallway light turns on and her sister appears in pajamas with messy hair saying sleepily:
“Dad says go ahead and give him a blow job or mom can do it instead. If needed dad can come down himself for it too but for goodness sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!”
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