When a daughter reaches out to her dad during a tough time with a flat tire, she anticipates some classic “dad advice” — but the reply she gets is unexpected.
Daughter: Dad, I have a flat tire!
Dad: Can’t you just call your husband?
Daughter: I tried, he didn’t pick up.
Dad: Do you have a spare tire?
Daughter: He didn’t answer either.
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The connection between fathers and daughters is truly unique. It’s no wonder that boys dread meeting their girlfriend’s dad for the first time. They often have good reasons – as this funny story shows!
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One night, a lovely 17-year-old daughter came home looking worried. Right away, her dad could tell something was off.
“Honey, what’s wrong? Did something happen?”
She said, “Oh, it’s nothing much Dad. Don’t stress about it.”
The Dad wanted to dig deeper but thought she would open up when she felt ready.
Still, she seemed down during dinner. After some time he asked, “Are you sure you don’t want to talk about what’s bothering you? It might help.”
“Nice airbags”
the daughter shared what was troubling her. Her new boyfriend had said something confusing.
“My boyfriend told me that I have a beautiful chassis and nice airbags,” the 17-year-old explained. “What does that mean?”
Her Dad leaned back in his chair and took deep breaths to control his anger.
He replied sternly to his daughter, “You tell your boyfriend if he opens your hood and tries checking your oil with his dipstick then I’ll tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he’ll start leaking from his exhaust pipe!”
17 year old daughter comes out as lesbian; see her brother’s reaction:
Joe was an old-school father who wasn’t exactly joining Pride parades in his spare time. One morning at breakfast, his oldest daughter mustered up courage to come out of the closet.
“Dad, there’s something important I need to say: I’m a lesbian.”
The father set down his newspaper and looked at her seriously. “Hmm… are you really sure?”
“Yes Dad.”
He looked slightly uncomfortable but stayed calm saying,“Okay well no matter what happens you’re still my girl.”
Seeing their father’s reaction wasn’t as bad as she’d feared encouraged younger sister Lisa too; she chimed in saying,“Dad I’m also a lesbian.”
The dad frowned loudly exclaiming,“Geez doesn’t anyone here like boys?”
The son raised one hand.
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