Sometimes, we all need a little nudge not to let our minds wander too far — especially regarding relationships.
A woman’s effort to teach her husband a lesson took an unexpected turn she never anticipated.
What began as a dramatic setup quickly turned into an amusing and surprising twist. You won’t believe how this clever plan unfolded—keep reading to discover how a secret note, an under-the-bed stakeout, and an astonishing plot twist left her shocked….
A woman, upset because her husband was late again, decided to leave him a note that said, “I’ve had enough and I’m leaving you. Don’t even think about coming after me.”
Then she hid under the bed to watch his reaction.
After some time passed, the husband arrived home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he entered the bedroom.
She saw him walk over to the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up his phone and calling someone.
“She’s finally gone…yeah I know, about time! I’m coming over now; put on that sexy French nightie.
I love you…can’t wait to see you…we’ll do all those naughty things you enjoy.”
“He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.”
She heard the car drive away as she crawled out from under the bed.
Fuming with anger and tears in her eyes, she snatched up the note to see what he had written…
“I can see your feet. We’re out of bread: be back in five minutes.”
BONUS JOKE
The middle-aged man was clearly shaken when his Doctor told him he only had six months left due to a serious illness found during a recent check-up.
The Doctor advised him to get his “house in order,” make sure his Will was updated and have all final plans ready for his funeral. He should also plan on enjoying whatever time he has left fully.
“What will you do for these last six months?” asked the Doctor.
His patient thought for a moment then replied, “I think I’ll go live with my Mother-in-law.”
Surprised by this answer, the Doctor asked, “Of all people why would you want to live with your Mother-in-law?”
“Because it’ll be six of the longest months of my life!”
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