Little Johnny’s Arithmetic Problem

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

“Why?” asks the father.

“The teacher asked, ‘How much is 2×3?’ I said, ‘6.’”

“But that’s right.”

“Then she asked me, ‘How much is 3×2?’”

His father asks, “What’s the f***ing difference?”

Johnny says, “That’s exactly what I said!”