One day Little Johnny asks his father

One day little Johnny asks his father

“Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?”

Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so she eavesdrops and listens to what her husband will have to say.

Father: “because it makes grown ups happy”

Johnny: “I want to be happy too”

Father: “then you have to wait until you’re a grown up”

Johnny: “but who will exercise with me when I grow up?”

Father: “hopefully when you get married, it will be your wife”

Johnny: “but dad, how come our neighbour Sally exercises with you”

Wife rushes out of the kitchen, ambulance arrives 10 minutes later.

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